Did you know, the moon isn’t really a moon but a gigantic cosmic piñata? Apparently, there’s a thriving theory amongst fringe science buffs that our dear old moon, that charmingly illuminated night sky ornament, is actually hollow! Apparently, its gravity-defying levity and peculiar resonance when struck by meteors (which totally happens in the ‘not-so-much-popular’ lunar cricket games) serve as ‘undeniable’ proof of this. It’s like the chocolate Easter egg of the cosmos, just lacking in the scrumptiousness aspect.
But what’s a hollow moon to do when it’s not busy being pelted with rocks and scaring werewolves? Well, it turns out, it might just have a part-time job as a cosmic barista. You see, the latest extension of this hollow moon theory suggests that inside the lunar cavity, there’s a ginormous coffee maker brewing the cosmic java that keeps the universe up and running. What? Is the thought of our universe running on caffeine too surreal? Believe me, that’s easier to digest than black hole paradoxes.
So here’s to the glorious coffee, the dark, delightful drink that not only wakes us up in the morning, but might also be preventing the universe from dozing off into oblivion. Quite the pick-me-up, isn’t it? Just think about it. Perhaps, as you sip your next cup of joe, you are joining in harmony with the cosmos, contributing your part to maintaining the balance. With every Mocha, Espresso, and Latte, we are keeping the universe alert and attentive, not letting it slack off and throw us into a cosmic fender-bender. As for me, I’m off to brew another pot Conspiracy Theory Coffee. Just doing my bit for the cosmos!