Your Single Origin Coffee Subscription — Fresh from Florida
Welcome to the world of coffee, and maybe some conspiracies—where every ethically sourced single origin bean tells a story that’s bold, intriguing, and deliciously captivating.
We’re Conspiracy Theory Coffee, a small-batch artisan roaster located in Tarpon Springs, Florida. Our gourmet coffee beans hail from lush highlands such as Honduras and Colombia, offering rich, complex flavors that not only make your cup unforgettable but also fuel your quest for hidden truths.
Whether you’re new to specialty coffee or a seasoned investigator of life’s peculiarities, our single origin coffee subscription is designed to keep your mornings intriguing, your cups overflowing, and your coffee standards conspiracy-level high.
This isn’t just coffee—it’s specialty coffee with secrets.
We roast exclusively 100% Arabica beans, ethically sourced from the shadowy mountains of Honduras and Colombia, hand-selected for exceptional quality and flavor. Roasted to perfection, each batch is swiftly shipped to ensure peak freshness—guaranteeing every cup is a revelation.
All our coffee arrives as whole beans, locking in flavor until you’re ready to unlock their secrets.
Browse Roasts Match Your Morning Mystery
Whether you’re seeking the best single origin coffee subscription or hunting down the perfect espresso bean subscription, we have a roast ready to complement your curiosity.
Good for You & the Planet
Many of our coffees carry the coveted B.I.R.D Friendly certification, signifying they’re grown with care for wildlife and the environment. Not every roast has the label, but our team of coffee conspirators can guide you toward the ones that do.
Why Chose our Single Origin Coffee Subscription?
Always fresh, whole bean coffee
100% Arabica beans, ethically sourced
Small-batch roasted for extraordinary flavor
No hidden fees—ever
Fast, discreet shipping from our Florida roastery
A true gourmet coffee subscription experience
Plans That Reward Your Commitment
Subscribe & Save – Choose your plan and get coffee you’ll genuinely anticipate.
- 3 Month Coffee Subscription – Embark on your coffee journey with great discounts.
- 6 Month Coffee Subscription – Bigger savings, fewer distractions from your investigations.
- 12 Month Coffee Subscription – Ultimate savings for dedicated enthusiasts uncovering the deepest coffee secrets.
All subscription plans feature single origin coffee, fresh-roasted and delivered directly to your doorstep. Experience all the perks of a specialty coffee subscription, minus the hassle—always delivered whole bean, ready for brewing.
Choose Your Single Origin Coffee Subscription Plan Now
Start receiving fresh, ethically sourced Arabica beans and unravel the mysteries, one cup at a time.
FAQ's
Single-origin coffee lets you taste the truth, unfiltered. No blends, no distractions—just pure, unique flavors from distinct regions, carefully curated for those who appreciate the finer things in life (and the unknown).
It’s simple! You pick your coffee, tell us how often you need it, and we’ll ensure your package arrives like clockwork—no black helicopters involved. You stay caffeinated; we handle the logistics.
Monthly—but you choose a duration option of 3, 6 or 12 months. Depending on how much fuel your operations require you can chose how many bags you want per month. We won’t judge if you need a steady supply to keep your paranoia at bay.
Absolutely. Need more coffee because the government shutdown your stash? Or less because you finally learned to sleep? Adjust your frequency anytime—use our contact form and we generally respond within 1 business day.
Yes! We believe in free will (and free refills, but that’s another discussion). Cancel or pause without having to explain yourself to a faceless entity—use our contact form and we generally respond within 1 business day.
You bet! We don’t believe in charging you extra when committing to getting the good stuff to your hideout. Any term Subscriptions or Orders over $45 receive free shipping
Of course! If you decide you want to switch from “Government Blackout” to “Bigfoot’s Breakfast Blend,” you can make the change without filing any official reports—use our contact form and we will assist you. We generally respond within 1 business day.
You bet! We don’t believe in charging you extra when committing to getting the good stuff to your hideout. Any term Subscriptions or Orders over $45 receive free shipping
We’ve got options to fit your level of caffeine dependency: 12oz for retail, with 5lb+ bags available to wholesale clients—because some operations require more fuel than others.
First, check for signs of tampering—if men in suits delivered it, contact us immediately. Otherwise, just reach out, and we’ll make it right, no cover-up necessary. We don’t like damaged goods either.
