Conspiracy Theory Coffee

Welcome to the world of Conspiracy Theory Coffee! Our company was founded on the principles of premium coffee, humor, and a healthy dose of intrigue. We're the only coffee company around that doesn't shy away from the unsolved mysteries of the world; instead, we embrace them! Whether you're a staunch believer or a skeptic who simply loves the lore, our brews will keep you awake for those late-night rabbit hole dives.

Our branding is designed to be as bold and robust as our coffee. Our logo? A stealthy, caffeinated alien spaceship surrounded by our coffee beans that is inspired by our first signature brew, ``Crash Landing 1947``. Each coffee has it's brief, tongue-in-cheek description of the conspiracy theory associated with its name. Like the ``Lunar Landing 1967``, our dark roast that's out-of-this-world delicious, or ``Flat Earth``, our earthy decaf roast that will have you questioning everything you know about geography and gravity!

Then there's our popular brew, ``B.I.R.D``, which pokes fun at the theory that all birds are actually government surveillance drones, but it is simply our medium roast with a surprising depth of flavor, so whether you wear your tin foil hat proudly or simply appreciate a good story with your morning joe, Conspiracy Theory Coffee is here to start your day with a dose of laughter, a touch of mystery, and a whole lot of flavor.

We hope that you find that the Conspiracy Theory Coffee website mirrors our playful spirit. It's designed as a top-secret dossier, providing an engaging, fun shopping experience that's sure to keep you entertained and coming back for more.

Welcome to the conspiracy, coffee lovers!

Our Passion

At Conspiracy Theory Coffee Company, we’re not just specialty roasters, we’re coffee alchemists on a global quest, sourcing the finest beans to create brews that are as tantalizing as a well-spun conspiracy theory. Our coffee is the perfect sidekick for a deep dive into your favorite mysteries…or, hey, it’s equally great for just kicking back and savoring the enigma of a really good cup of joe!

Commitment

We think sourcing responsibly grown coffee from trustworthy family farms isn't just part of the mission, it's the whole enchilada. We put as much effort into that as into brewing a cup of coffee that's so good, it'll make you question reality. And, unlike those grocery store blends that blur their origins, our coffee proudly wears its regional flavors like badges of honor. So, why settle for a mystery when you can sip the truth?

Customer First

Should our coffee not spark joy, or if it feels like there’s a plot twist missing in your CTC experience, don’t keep it undercover! We’re always eager to craft your coffee moments into something truly memorable. After all, each bag of Conspiracy Theory Coffee is a promise – a commitment to delivering a cup that’s not only fresh off the roasting pan, but also brimming with a symphony of flavors that will keep your taste buds guessing.