Flat Earth – Decaffeinated

Introducing Flat Earth, a light roast decaffeinated coffee that’s as intriguing and debatable as the theory it’s named after. Just as flat earthers challenge established beliefs, this coffee dares to defy expectations. It raises the question – is it the world that’s flat, or have we just been spoiled by the flat-out deliciousness of our coffee?

Flat Earth is a blend that’s as expansive and captivating as the horizon itself. Its subtle nuances and a hint of mystique will bring you to the edge of your senses. The beans, selected from the farthest reaches of our possibly flat Earth, are delicately processed to create a light and balanced experience. It’s as smooth as a calm sea stretching out to the edge of perception, and as rich as the tales spun by the most steadfast flat earthers.

Flat Earth offers a decaffeinated experience that doesn’t compromise on taste or intrigue. Its flavors spread across your palate as expansively as the flat earth theory across the internet. Each sip is an exploration, each cup a journey to the corners of taste and sensation. So, next time you ponder about the mysteries of our universe, ask yourself: Is the Earth really flat, or are we just floating on the celestial sphere of this extraordinary coffee’s allure?