CTC Logo Ball Cap

Is your brain brewing theories faster than your coffee machine can churn out espresso shots? Protect that powerhouse with our Conspiracy Theory Coffee Baseball Cap. Made for the caffeine-addicted truth seekers, it features an extraterrestrial coffee bean spaceship embroidered on the front, because we all know the best beans are actually harvested on Mars. This cap is as black as a cup of your favorite conspiracy coffee, with red trim and the CTC logo.  Cap is adjustable to fit most sizes of craniums, even those expanded by mind-blowing truths. Perfect for shielding your thoughts from those pesky government satellites or just blocking out the sun on a bright day. Remember, ‘iced coffee’ is just a code word for ‘cool cover-up’!