B.I.R.D. – Medium Roast Coffee

(1 customer review)

$18.00

B.I.R.D. is your daily dose of mystery in a cup. Made with 100% Arabica, single origin whole beans, this medium roast offers a clean, flavorful balance with hints of toast and zest. Inspired by the legendary “birds aren’t real” theory, this coffee delivers a brew that keeps you wondering—and coming back for more.

Weight 12 oz
Dimensions 2.3125 × 3.625 × 12.85 in
Type

Single Origin

Origin

Honduras

Roast

Medium Roast

Grind Type

Whole Bean

Bean Type

Abduction

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Description

Introducing B.I.R.D., our versatile medium roast coffee. This Biomechanical Infiltration and Reconnaissance Device, inspired brew is named as a playful nod to those in-the-know, a winking homage to the internet’s favorite feathered conspiracy. Every sip is an enigmatic blend of reality and whimsy – much like our fine-feathered friends, or are they mechanical surveillance devices?

With B.I.R.D., you’re welcomed into a world of intricate experiences – a harmonious blend of toasted elements, subtle hints, and a surprising touch of zest. But is it truly the ideal medium roast, or is there more beneath the surface? Is this genuinely enjoyable coffee or a sophisticated array of sensors deciphering your preferences? Just like our feathered ‘friends’, this coffee keeps you curious with each delightful sip.

B.I.R.D. brew brings a playful sense of curiosity to your daily routine. Every cup is an invitation to wonder, to question, and to savor. Are birds merely innocent creatures of the sky, or are they sophisticated surveillance systems in disguise? The truth is out there, and so is your next cup of B.I.R.D. So, go ahead, enjoy this mysterious blend – because the best part of waking up might just be a conspiracy in your cup!

1 review for B.I.R.D. – Medium Roast Coffee

  1. Robert H

    A nice smooth coffee without the bitter bite. I absolutely love this coffee!

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