Abduction – Medium Roast Coffee
$19.00
Abduction isn’t just a coffee—it’s a flavor conspiracy. This medium roast whole bean coffee is crafted from single origin Arabica beans and offers smooth, balanced notes with an extraterrestrial edge. It’s the perfect brew for believers in good taste, cosmic mysteries, and intergalactic-quality coffee.
Weight | 12 oz |
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Dimensions | 2.3125 × 3.625 × 12.85 in |
Type |
Single Origin |
Origin |
Honduras |
Roast |
Medium Roast |
Grind Type |
Whole Bean |
Bean Type |
Arabica |
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Categories: Coffee, Honduras, Medium Roast, Single Origin
Description
Introducing “Abduction,” the medium roast with a story as intriguing as its taste. Picture this: under the cloak of night, a fleet of nimble alien spacecraft silently hovers over the Earth’s most prized coffee plantations. With precision and flair that could only be described as otherworldly, they stealthily beam up the choicest coffee beans into their vessels. Thankfully, their interest lies only in our coffee, not in us. This intergalactic heist ensures that every bag of “Abduction” contains beans so coveted, even beings from light-years away couldn’t resist the temptation to make a cosmic caper out of it.
Each sip of “Abduction” coffee whisks you away on a flavor journey that’s as enigmatic as the vast expanse of space itself. The beans, subjected to a medium roast by methods perhaps too advanced for our understanding, unveil a taste profile shrouded in mystery and delight. The exact flavors are a closely kept secret, rumored to be developed through alien technology that perfectly enhances each bean’s natural qualities. What’s guaranteed is an experience that’s both exhilarating and comforting, much like spotting a UFO but knowing it’s only after your coffee.
“Abduction” is more than just a coffee; it’s a nod to the universal love for that perfect cup, shared across galaxies. It’s ideal for those mornings when you need a cosmic boost without the fear of an actual alien encounter. After all, who could have thought being overlooked by extraterrestrials could ever feel so rewarding? So, as you enjoy your next cup of “Abduction,” take a moment to appreciate the galactic journey these beans have taken — all in the name of good coffee. It’s a small reminder that perhaps in the vast scheme of things, we’re not alone in our quest for the perfect brew.
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