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Welcome to Conspiracy Theory Coffee, where we entertain the notion that taxes could very well be Earth’s membership fee to an intergalactic federation, with Bigfoot, no less, as its
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In a world brimming with mysteries and chocolate, there exists an Easter tradition unlike any other, tailored exclusively for the grown-ups. Imagine waking up to not just colorful eggs
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First thing in the morning, right after we have been forcibly woken up from our sweet dreams of unlimited free pizza by the nightmarish sound of our alarms, we
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Have you ever considered the possibility that we, humans, are not just flesh and blood, but rather, biological versions of artificial intelligence? Yeah, you read that right – we
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For centuries, Earth’s bovine beauties have been the target of extraterrestrial admiration, but not for the reasons you might think. It turns out, aliens have been abducting cows because
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On the eve of a new year, Earth was alive with excitement, the sky would soon be ablaze with fireworks. Unknown to the Earthlings, an alien named Kryzak was
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, in the North Pole so bright, Where a secret was brewing, hidden from sight. In a workshop aglow with holiday cheer, Santa and elves
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Have you ever wondered why Thanksgiving is synonymous with turkeys? I mean, why not chickens or ducks? Well, buckle up, my fellow truth seekers, because the turkey on your
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Welcome, coffee enthusiasts and conspiracy connoisseurs! Today, we’re diving into the caffeinated rabbit hole that is Conspiracy Theory Coffee. Now, before you start thinking this java is made from
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Ah, Tarpon Springs, Florida! Renowned for its sponges, Greek culture, and now… unicorns? You read that right, folks. Last Tuesday, residents woke up to the sight of majestic unicorns
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The Mews Just In: You’ve probably been living under a rock (or perhaps buried in a litter box?) if you haven’t heard about the feline plan for world domination.
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Well, folks, the rumors are true. The New World Order is on the horizon and I’ve been spending my nights, hiding under a tinfoil hat, feverishly tracking every move
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