100% Fecal Free Coffee – Sorry We Even Have to State That!

Welcome, coffee enthusiasts and conspiracy connoisseurs! Today, we’re diving into the caffeinated rabbit hole that is Conspiracy Theory Coffee. Now, before you start thinking this java is made from beans grown on Area 51 or infused with the secrets of Bigfoot’s morning routine, let me clarify: this coffee comes from trees, not from the mysterious depths of an Asian palm civet’s butt. Yes, you read that right – no feline like animal fecal matter here, just good old-fashioned coffee beans.

In a world where conspiracy theories abound, it’s refreshing to debunk one that involves our beloved morning brew. Conspiracy Theory Coffee proudly declares that its beans are sourced straight from the trees, not the tails. And for those who find comfort in the thought of coffee flavor infused by poop, fear not – we are willing to charge you the same price as civet coffee and as a bonus, we will send along some kitty litter free of charge.  You supply the cat.

I’m sure that civet coffee is….um…great for some folks; like maybe those animal lovers with a mischievous cat sense of taste, trying to make their mark, I mean smear in the coffee business. Or maybe it’s just another wild theory brewed up by the internet’s conspiracy theorists who thought this was absolutely hilarious when they took it to market. Regardless, Conspiracy Theory Coffee is here to set the record straight, one cup at a time.  We serve, Single Origin, Fecal Free, 100% Arabica coffee.

In a world where we’re constantly questioning what’s real and what’s not, it’s nice to have a coffee that keeps things grounded. So, grab your mug, sip that Conspiracy Theory Coffee, and let the rumors percolate – just make sure to do it without any cat like creatures lurking around your coffee pot!